and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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We're too hungover to prance.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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