question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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