I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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