Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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