we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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