Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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