Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
