Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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