I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
