Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
