dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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