That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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