Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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