and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Randomize