Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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