actually, I'm a sock model
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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