physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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