Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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