margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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