She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
im holly from the hills drunk
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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