So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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