How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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