and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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