We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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