Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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