i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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