WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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