Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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