Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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