How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We had to coat check the pizza.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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