i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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