just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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