these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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