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  More tranny stories later!

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  (586): More tranny stories later! http://tfl.nu/jmul
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  (516): View more from New York

  She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.

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  (516): She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food. http://tfl.nu/a6vh
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  how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago

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  so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?

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  (518): how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago (404): so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me? http://tfl.nu/o0wy
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  Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.

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  (517): Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite. http://tfl.nu/8on0
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  (201): View more from New Jersey

  halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.

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  (201): halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them. http://tfl.nu/b2tk
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  im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me

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  (773): im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me http://tfl.nu/r5gz
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  (310): View more from California

  thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!

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  you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?

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  (310): thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee! (1-310): you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right? http://tfl.nu/vyk6
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  (270): View more from Kentucky

  Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?

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  (270): Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off? http://tfl.nu/sbu9
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  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.

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  (902): In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused. http://tfl.nu/hdqu
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  (937): View more from Ohio

  Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.

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  (937): Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh. http://tfl.nu/4hwq
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  (970): View more from Colorado

  If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.

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  (970): If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink. http://tfl.nu/96yi
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  The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?

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  (387): The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them? http://tfl.nu/qjyv
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  (561): View more from Florida

  Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.

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  How high are you?

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  (561): Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter. (1-561): How high are you? http://tfl.nu/9cbn
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  She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.

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  (419): She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird. http://tfl.nu/4ytr
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  I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.

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  (716): I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast. http://tfl.nu/84uw
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