haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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