i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You were trust falling into bushes
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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