her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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