So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Porn is love you can see.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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