I heard we made out
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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