I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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