Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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