no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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