i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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