shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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