I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I have already put on my inside pants.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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