whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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