She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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