Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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Can I color on your dick again?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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