He is such a slut. More and more my type.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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