well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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