i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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