Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Holy shit dude........stairs
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