is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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