worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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